Riverdale Recap Episodes

This week on a podcast that was definitely not recorded back in June of 2019, it's time for the obligatory High School Party episode! After last episodes 'sapcermony' Kirsten, shoots down Mary's terrific Betty impression, Mary discusses her least fav...

It's mid season yatus time again, which means of course Mary is very late with the episode! Veronica conspires with her grandmother, Kevin pops up like a whack-a-mole, Cheryl fumigates her mom, FP #1 is back, and Chickles is a thing apparently! Happy...

This week on the Riverdale Recap EVERYONE gets a therapy session! Mary explains what a casserole is, Jughead continues to hate Kevin, Kirsten buys a subscription to Fibes magazine, and DBJ goes full taxidermy! Business as usual!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all the Sagittarius Wenches this week on the KowSkiCast! In Riverdale it is important to remember: The first Rule of Secret Societies is to always spill your secrets the second you play a drinking game. Mary explains the rules of th...

Welcome to booth 11! Mary and Kirsten are back for this weeks episode that was just slightly more painful to get through than a marathon. The Lodge children hog all of the jobs, Mary goes on a mini rant, and everyone wonders where the heck Sweet Pea ...

This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast Mary and Kirsten can't remember anything about season 3... almost like how Betty can't remember killing her childhood cat! OH NO! ARE WE SERIAL KILLERS!? Chadwick Blossom makes a return, Archie is a crime figh...

It's Halloween which means no one remembers the farm, and everyone is full of shenanigans! On this episode, we all find out what our murder names are, Mary digs a hole, Kirsten unstans new Reggie, and guest star Hanna keeps everyone on track! #Princi...

In the quiet town of Riverdale - wait? What am I saying! ON THE CRAZIEST EPISODE OF RIVERDALE (maybe ever) Kirsten threatens to quit the podcast! Archie jumps out of a two story building, Veronica doesn't understand that teen carwashes are only sexy ...

It's week two here in Riverdale Season 4, and Kirsten and Mary are already losing their minds! Reggie's dad and 'new young principal' are no fun, no one knows who is a Serpent anymore, and apparently Veronica is a secret genius. Pop off your bras, cu...

It's been a hard week for the KowSkiCast girls. Join us in celebrating the start of season 4 and the memory of Luke Perry.   This episode is dedicated with love, to Mary's Grandfather, Gene Kwiatkowski.

It's almost that time of year again! Mary, Kristen, and Hanna are back to get you all geared up for Riverdale Season 4! We catch you up on all of the summer's relationship drama, Netflix films, and Season 4 predictions! Warning: Mary may or may not b...

It may not be summertime in Riverdale, but things sure are heating up in Mary’s least favorite episode! Hanna is trying to steamroll the operation over here and Kirsten is an embarrassment to all Harry Potter fanatics. Veronica gives away her tiny li...

Season 1 is back and it's getting crazy on the Riverdale Recap podcast! Kirsten, Mary, and Hanna are here to talk all about triathlons, baby showers, and the senior circle. Don't worry too much about BLOSSOM BLOOD - those are just some words that sta...

IT'S FINALE TIME EVERYONE! Kirsten and Mary break down the FINAL episode of Riverdale Season 3 in this podcast full of Fire Babies, Hot Edgars, and Buying Organs in Bulk! Listen in as we try to figure out what happened to Howard Blossom, how all the ...

#BLINDSIDE! Jughead voice-overs are back, and Mary and Kirsten are too! They are on a mission to make Riverdale Peppy again, make Favin a thing, and make Peaches the star of the show! Archie gets into a totally normal brawl with his ex girlfriend's d...

This week on the Riverdale Recap: STOP GIVING VERONICA JOBS! Archie is unrealistic (wow who expected that?), Mary thinks car crashes can be beautiful, and the Serpent finally got his Prom Queen. Always remember, if we don't see the head, they're prob...

Welcome to another episode of the Riverdale Recap, where pigs bladders are made into balloons and everybody's in the farm. Archie is (temporarily) not a punchaholic and Josie says her farewells. Grundy is beckoning from the grave and Hal is definitel...

The body count may be rising in Riverdale but Mary and Kirsten are still here to tell you all about it! Good ol' Freddy DeSantos is back and causing mayhem with lil Princess Jellybean, G is the word on the drug scene, and Fangs is triple dipping in h...

Mary and Kirsten are back from their (not very) brief hiatus with episode 17 of the Riverdale Season 3 Recap! Betty searches for answers in the Farm and FINALLY starts to use some (somewhat) covert strategies! The cursed shirt of Harry Potter makes a...

Last weeks episode of Riverdale blew us away so much that it took a whole extra week to come out! That, or Kirsten and Mary both fell ill and couldn't properly enjoy the Heathers without being at 100%! This week we discuss stolen double-wides, dirty ...

Mary doesn't care about anyone on this 'World's Messiest Podcast', but luckily Hanna and Kirsten are here to put her in her place! Veronica suffers 'little rich girl problems' and we debate homeless relationship jitters, online shopping, and awkward ...

Uh oh! There is trouble in paradise this week on the Riverdale Recap as nearly everyone is breaking up! We discover that Reggie has probably not been getting paid at all for his work and Archie and Hiram are BFFs again! Pull on your Serpent jacket, b...

This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast, Kirsten and Nancy Drew Mary are in search of the Mike Bloom of KowSkiCast. The Spa-Keezie is back for Casino Night round 2 and Veronica takes her turn at being the absolute worst. Betty goes full Cheryl and t...

This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast, everybody wants a gang and Archie boxes. Mob boy is back with almost as many jobs as Veronica! Special topics include: bell-bottom jeans, milkshakes vs fun times, wakey wakey with no eggs and bakey, and Alice...